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total billion million death of uglies!!!

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dagoth ur vs george bush jr.

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country girl at heart forced to live in the city

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resisting the urge to dream my life away

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found out this food stuff has calories in it.,.,.

NEVER EATING AGAIN!!!!!

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con los terroristas

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my gut biome is augmented

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put IEDs all in her champagne

she took that home and EXPLODED!!!

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detoxed my skin and hair with seawater

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im so elastic

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subpoena vs habeas corpus

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im playing marco polo on dry land

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eating a word salad right now the belligerent competitior to spaghetti O's

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when minimalists talk off stripping yourself of goods to live a life of happiness that advises you to buy peroxide strips and strip your teeth till theyre pearly white

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my moated castle is the rachel nevada dome house

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when is toxoplasmosis coming as an official disorder on the DSM-6 and how much can i receive in welfare

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yours cutely!

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7 hours or 8 hours which is the beauty sleep

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dale x boomhauer (fluff, slow burn)

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eish

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i got a howdy thirst for... water

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my favorite >.< my favorite >.<

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im starting a new temperance league of america

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after some practice i hit all the erotic targets when i go to the range

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United States v. Elysian Fields

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aftermath: angels have full custody of me

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i got a tearduct change today its like an oil change

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gambling is awesome

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lucky me lucky you

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reconfiguring my facial reactions

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bring back drinking wine like tasty beer, to sam hell with drinking wine like a confirmed bachelor

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kind of like the movie

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i wear my hat like a nun wears her habit

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i bleed crystal clear translucent

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i fall in love with myself everyday

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the clinton administration made the greatest and simplest form of joy (frolicking the fields) into a forbidden fruit

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the biggest lie pushed by big urban™: that you need to wash your hands after petting the street cat

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maybe humane isnt what u should strive for maybe feline is a better option

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choice: shake the dean at the hot shot college's hand or hold the street cat

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the night lives a thousand lives more tonight yay blue moon tonight

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plz adore me

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i love to love too much i love til the heartlocket burst

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chai

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my my

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by golly howdy gosh

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es fenty

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fix it again tony

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early lets talk about early that one morning shirley temple sounded like a drill sergeant

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can i get an acre of salad and a minute of your time

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dos mujeres un camino

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alligators are ornery cuz of all that medula without a blongata-brush

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angels have their baby boom on this earth when we pardon billy the kid and return that santa anna leg to texas or that one nation with that eagle

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either or anywhere but illinois

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one must imagine the mexican golden eagle as the best pal and drinking buddy of the bald eagle

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my message to cows and all cattle:grazie for grazing

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NATO straps and gildan t shirts feel the very same on me

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spittoon industry will rise

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is the promised land still heading west,.,. the existence of california makes me think its a litter more east

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i doubt dysentery rates have lowered since the trail and current year in oregon

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do the mexican-american border states hug and hold hands and saunter in the free open plains i hope so

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disavow&dilate

as effective as "stop, drop, roll"

do yr part

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im like a drill sergeant i say 'attention' and then i put u at ease im like patchouli and lavender

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sorry im catty

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not all squares,.,.,. if i like all ur 90 degrees

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the USD isnt fiat

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un horror

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im a jodie girl and i dont like cadillacs

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all spirits are benevolent

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when alleycats do their meow its not panhandling

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forget about whips what happened to giddap

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ill make fetch happen

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theres a tear in my beer time to sew it up

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can i get a DEFCON of buffalo wings and a horsepower of fries

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the origin of chewing tobacco:

afoot was the whole quarry

the only hickies that cat knew was hickory

and so she chewed on something

and it happened to be fresh american tobacco

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my address: catty cornered to u

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toxoplasmatic behavior in the feline cat by alfred meowsie

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777,777 ways won

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im taking a hiatus from being catty im fawny now

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late lets talk about late lets talk about that late night when the airshows forgot to shush

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reading speed is a spook,.. ITS OFFICIAL. TAKE 8 HOURS TO READ THE PREFACE. ITS GOOD FOR YOU. VITAMIN C SUPPLEMENT.

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so be true to your ghoul!

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what everyone is forgetting in their castaway survival edc: a good sense of humor

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do u think mason and dixon ...

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sorry for being a lust inducing image with stupid questions

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cutting out patches from my clothes so I can sew them back with a mismatching color

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I like a lot of people

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life starts at conceition

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delightfully angelic

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big news for ceramics going on

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honk if yr a thingliker

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HEGEL:"< + 3=<3"

KANT:"oh stop it you <3"

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recently intercepted telegraphs of rolling stone assignments: 'Deep Dive Into Dive Bars'; and 'Honk my Horn at the Honky Tonk'

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RFID laser therapy for those too duveted

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checkOutMyFrEeDaguerrotype

--->

https://www.google.com/search?q=pornography

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tourists need no tour (dont apply plz)

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I told my dear friend R-- I wanted to head out back west but hes still a skeptic,.,.,.,. doesnt know manifest destiny is f∞rever

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counterstrike lewis

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deutoronomy against Halloween

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wat

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i told u wat

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dont quixote

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oka i wont,.,.,.

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good appetite (bon appetit en anglais)

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dos cadenas yr a giggle of crows

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totally keroouaked

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feliz b.e.n.

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prrrty

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spraypainting zebra crosswalks

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thalidomide guardian angel

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happy hour 24/7 sparkle glitter sound

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deNile und Isolde

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:B rabbit teetj

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do rabbits dream of updoc

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temperance is magic

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let me give u a sneapkeake

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sodie light

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i just got this new book its called 'How to (Win)/Influence Friends and Martians'

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will this help me make friends

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I donow -- donuts and then I got hurt

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algo 'darks'

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this is the strange case of my neoPet who lives in the neoCity

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are tautologies independent,.,.

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are u guyz boyfriend and girlfriend like twilight

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im very identical [5.4733]

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o congruent por su

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total niece in wish

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eyepatch from claires

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superfried t.i.g.e.r.

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im going to buy myself a race car to-night~

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.uuuuuu.... candied apple

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.I not Lady I lady Bug~

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"are you stupid" no im cupid im laik -- cute and not stupid

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~ ~ ~ ≤--- Mexican wave -- they call it~

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its like yaoi says -- hes my husband and I want nothing more than his boy-love

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~~~~~~~~ regular couple who boy-love like yaoi and kiss like yuri -- that makes us not very regular.... alchem sayd love is love --

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do yuo like my hair-cute.

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evil fudanshi $999,999.999 bounty

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delightfully yaoish

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(malary's term by the way)

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._#"{%¨^(+-_° <--- my digital sparkle glitter

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:C its llaike tony Montana sez (╯° □°） ╯︵ ┻━┻\( ◦▭◦)づ/̵͇ /’ ’ \( ◦▭◦)づ/̵͇ /’ say hello to my little frien’

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literalay -- hoop slived and cut-- fits meh xP

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[]"YOU FAILED!" (McLain, Ellen. Valve. Team Fortress II.) [[]]the mathematics is a spy ... xP

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B3 <-- smilinCcoolcat

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my only sunshain :3

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star fruit extravaganza im a star-fruit...

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or mango porfa

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jeffrey-bear story-time after our play-date and tea-party

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the gator eats the biggest fish 0.0